Familia Bardas Vs Rds + Rometelecom 1-0.

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Probabil ce cei care ma stiu,cunosc disputa mea cu Romtelecom si toate tentativele mele de a-i face pe acestia sa creada ca netu lor e defect.
Ei bine azi 20-octombrie-2008 s-a intamplat miracolul. M-a sunat directoru de la Romtelecom ca deobicei in timpul orei de mate, si mi-a dat vestea cea mare,de maine imi reziliaza contractu.
Plin de fericire si entuziasm ma duc la mama si ii zic "Mamaaaa hai la Rds sa facem contract".

Dupa ce i-am promis ca o sa  iau 10 pe linie si o sa ajung olimpic international a cedat si astfel am purces catre campu de batalie:Sediul Rcs Rds !
Pe drum mama,femeie desteapta,si-a adus aminte ca eu mai aveam un contract la care trebuia sa platesc 3 milioane restanta.

Mama:eu nu iti dau nici un ban (sec si la obiect)
Eu: ai ma mamaaa uite e Craciunu ce naiba numerit eu :>
Mama:ti-am dat bani de geaca alege.

Eu: deci,fii atenta cum facem,Contractu e pe numele lu tata ii zicem ca e plecat in strainatate,ca tot se poarta.
Mama:daaa si aia e proasta o sa zica sa platim noi ptr el
Eu:Ahaaaaaaaaaa fii atentaaa ii zici ca ai divortat de tata si acuma e in strainatate !
----- Mama are un moment de ezitare dupa care incepe----

Mama: NESIMTITULE,da ce crezi ca am juns de rasu lumii treci acasa imediat 
Eu: ai ma mamaaaa ca imi trebuie la scoala net, te roooooog te roooooooog (am bagat si ochii de catelus ;;)
Probabil ca o forta de natura divina o face pe mama sa cedeze.
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Ajunsi la sediu mama,mai ceva ca amazoanele antice, se arunca in batalie si le da adresa.
Duduia cu mustata de la ghiseu - o sa o prescurtam DCMDLG

DCMDLG-bardas nicolae cine e?
Mama-este.... fostul meu sot,am divortat..
DCMDLG: pai are restanta de platit.
Mama(mai hotarata ca niciodata) -Nu stiu doamna ce a facut el,e treaba lui.
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Si atunci duduia cu mustata,vazand ca nu are sanse in fata  mamei mele razboinice,a scos un contract cu rol de tratat de pace si astfel neo e din nou la rds.


Acum va asteptati sa zic "Si am trait fericiti pana la adanci si batraneti" insa nu este asa.
De ce? ptr ca cei de la rds imi BAGA NET in MAXIM 90 (nouazeci) de zile. 

Asta inseamna ca de maine lupta abia incepe,o lupta interioara de natura psihologica asemenea unui ghiocel ce asteapta razele soarelui sa-i dea la o parte plapuma de zapada(special ptr emolai :))
Asadar ca un ultim lucru,am schimbat templateu pentru a-i face pe plac unei persoane emo,sper ca asta iti place si te vei ruga sa primesc net cat mai repede :)),daca nu sa iti creasca bube-n ochi.

Sper sa nu ma uitati si sa imi mai dati un mesaj din cand in cand :))

Vama-Tata Taie Porcu !

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Dupa cum ati observat melodia este o parodie la adresa parlamentarilor si a normelor europene,ca de numai avem voie sa fugarim porcu ca-l stresam,trebuie impuscat in cap in timp ce doarme si viseaza la actrite porno.
Daca stau si ma gandesc asa se explica de ce porcu are orgasm de 30 min,se pregateste pentru viata de apoi.
Ps. Vreau soric de porc :X

New Template.

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Avem un nou skin si suntem mai sexy mai nervosi mai sukari mai versati !

ps. "Aveti de vanzare pixuri invizibile? :))))):

Left4Dead Requirements.

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Left 4 Dead is absolute chaos. It is intense, fast-paced, thrilling, exhilarating, and exhausting. It is everything you could ever hope for a game to be and more - every single expectation I had for the game was blown away entirely. I was literally in awe over how fun and unique of an experience it offered and I have to say that it was honestly the best gaming experience I've had in my life.

We as gamers seem to hear this kind of sensationalism for unreleased games far too often, and believe me that I too have been the victim of such unwarranted hype - but I promise you that these are not empty words. This game is truly original and it offers up a pure gaming experience. Everything in Left 4 Dead is geared towards reaching that mindset of pure gaming bliss. It is challenging, and you will fail. You will scream, curse, laugh and cry, and love every single second of it.

The goal of Left 4 Dead is simple: survive. You are one of the lucky few survivors of a new and highly virulent strain of the rabies virus that has spread throughout the human population, turning the unfortunate masses into rabid, bloodthirsty zombies. You must work together as a team if you want to have any chance of making it out alive. For those of you who don't already know, Left 4 Dead is a first person multiplayer co-op survival horror shooter built on the Source engine. Left 4 Dead pits 4 human Survivors against 4 human or AI controlled boss infected, which with the help of dozens upon dozens of the AI-controlled infected horde, try their hardest to make the Survivors fail. The four campaigns that will be released at launch are all of the "Survive and Escape" variety, where the group of survivors will have to battle their way through large, varying environments filled with boss infected and zombie hordes in the goal of escaping.

I have to point out a very important detail - THIS IS A CO-OP GAME. It is not Counter-Strike, it is not Unreal Tournament, it is not Doom, it is not Half-Life. I will repeat, it is a co-op game. Everything about it is catered to you and your three friends working together and trying to stay alive - you really don't have much time to worry about anything else! As I will explain in this preview, Turtle Rock Studios has taken a concept that seems so perfect for a game (co-op and zombies), and just about every imaginable feature you could think of and has turned it into an amazing, fluid, immersive co-op experience that has shaped up to be a truly unique and awesome game.

OS: Windows Vista, XP or 2000

CPU: 3.0 GHz P4, Dual Core 2.0 or AMD64X2 (or higher)

RAM: 1 GB for XP / 2GB for Vista

Disc drive: DVD-ROM Drive

Hard drive: At least 7.5 GB of free space

Video: Direct X 9 compatible video card (Video card must be 256 MB or more and should be a DirectX 9-compatible with support for pixel shader 2.0)

Sound: Direct X9.0c compatible sound card



Cea mai ciudata zi!

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Ies din casa cu gandul sa ma duc la Spitalu 9.
Autobuzul era in statie asa ca nu am mai asteptat maxi taxi.
In tiglina ma prinde controlul,vroiau sa ma duca la sectia 5 de politie sa platesc amenda.
In statie la potcoava decid ca nu am ce pierde asa ca l-am impins pe ala de la RATB si ies pe usa,el dupa mine.
Ma fugareste cativa metri si apoi ma ascund intr-o scara de bloc.
Dupa 10 minute iau maxi taxi si ajung la Spitalu 9 cu 35 min intarziere.
Nu mai sunt locuri asa ca stau in fund pe jos alaturi de 2 fete emo.
Imi vine sa ma pish.
Ma zvarcolesc,ma screc,ma abtin.
Spectacolul se termina,prestatia baietilor foarte buna.


Marian e singur acasa.
Pamfil+eu+Stefan mergem la Marian.
Marian aduce o sticla de visinata sa sarbatorim ziua profesorului.
Stefan ma provoaca la visinata.
La al 5 lea pahar eram rupti,insa am avut vointa si l-am baut.
Am aflat ca Pamfil vrea sa devina presedinte si sa porneasca al 3 lea razboi mondial.
Am iesit pe balcon si numaram stele.
Marian ne-a dus in pat si ne-a bagat un canal porno sa adormim.
Am adormit.
Peste 1ora am vomitat in pat,pe mine,pe stefan.
La ora 3:00 am sunat-o pe mihaela sa o intrebam la ce termperatura se spala o fata de pat.
Mihaela bolborosea ceva de genu "uh nu cine eu?"
Am bagat masina la 40 grade.
Ne-am dus in sufragerie si ne am culcat pe jos,inveliti de covor.
Stefan mirosea a shaorma,creca de la mine.
Ne-am trezit si am Incercat sa plecam la scoala.
Am ajuns la scoala,iuliana ne citeste poezii,bogdan canta la orga,eu dorm.
Merde aduce toata cancelaria + camera de filmat.
Ajung in sfarsit acasa.
Cand m-a vazut mama in ce hal arat, iar a inceput cu chestii de genu "esti un nesimtit,"irepsnosabilule" nu vei ajunge nici un rahat in viata".
In sfarsit adorm ma trezesc acum.
Nu va dau poze.
RATB pute.
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